1. booforce:

    my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

    (Source: biforce, via pizza)

     
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  3. (Source: girlfromamber, via pizza)

     

    1. two bloggers in same room: you should reblog that so i can reblog it
     
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  6. liluminati:

    toucans freak me out cus thats like THERI WHOEL MOUTH

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    without it its just

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    (Source: laptoplucifer, via captainignorant)

     

  7. slaughteroftheweeaboos:

    ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

    (Source: callmeoutbro, via imlexyandiknowit)

     

  8. spacerobot123456789:

    *tips fedora at hazel grace* m’taphor

    (via we-are-on-a-mission-from-god)

     

  9. shalrath:

    people with “and i probably hate you” in their description

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    (Source: shalrath, via pizza)